GREASE ACCESSAUTHORIZED GREASERS ONLY
- Name
- G. Fritzipple
- Title
- Founder / Hotline / Gary
- Clearance
- Room Grease (Level 5)
- Expires
- When the grease runs out
SWIPE BADGE TO ACCESS GARYBOT 3000
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Internal use only
GaryBot 3000
The official Gary's Grease customer service unit. Every line Gary has ever said on the phone, on one board. Press a button and Gary says it. Press Prank Mode and you are Gary.
GARYBOT READYPress any button. Gary is standing by. Gary is always standing by.
Gary doesn't have a line for that. Gary has a grease for it, though.