Grease 'n' Gags

Every Gary's Grease commercial, PSA, holiday message and backroom skit, plus a whole side of Gary's real prank calls, pressed onto one heavy slab of 180-gram grease. Drop the needle anywhere.

GG-0069

Side A · Track 1

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Liner Notes

When I started Gary's Grease out of the back of a station wagon, I didn't have money for a billboard. What I had was a telephone, a tape recorder, and a voice that the doctor called "concerning." So I started making commercials.

These are all of them. The good ones, the ones Hal Toddman made me apologize for, and all four takes of the Room Grease spot, because I couldn't pick one. Side B has some of the holiday messages. I think they hold up. Hal says they "hold up in court," which I'm told is different.

Play it loud. Play it at 3 AM. Play it for your mother at the retirement home. She'll love it, she loves everything.

I love you. You gotta say it back.

– Gary

GREASE 'N' GAGS
The Gary Fritzipple Collection
Catalog No. GG-0069

Gary · vocals, grease, telephone
AnimeGurl304 · Love Grease, R&D
Hal Toddman, Esq. · legal, regret
Greta · dumpster, drops
Amy · everything else

Recorded live on The Chill With IceCat. Pressed at the Gary's Grease Laboratories (lavatories). No grease was harmed. All of it was used.